Traditional Catholics are...

Originally, this blog was titled "Traditional Catholics are Meanie-Gripes". I was forced to change the name because of the high rude-comment factor. Had I more than two readers, this could have become quite a problem. In fact, my two readers are meanie-gripe traditionalists, and I don't want to cause them to turn their meanie-ness in my direction.

There are a few things to keep in mind if you are so in need of a time-killer that you intend to read further.

#1. If I say something that offends you, too bad, Buster. I spend all day listening to kid-people complain, I don't want to hear the grown-up version. If you have something mean to say, click here and start your own rant-page. This one is mine.

#2. I am a Catholic. I love my Faith. I may poke fun at my fellow believers at times, but that is good-natured ribbing. I will not poke fun at the Faith.

#3. I am Traditional Catholic. Mwahahahahaha!!! But I'm nice. Mostly.

#4. I have six young children. They are blessings from God and a great joy. They come fully equipped with all the bells and whistles, but only an idiot would let them use those types of things.

#5. I don't have a number five, but having five points makes me feel smarter.

During our journey together, we will cover controversial topics such as "Pants vs. Woman: The Rest of the Story" and "Mini or Conversion: Which Type of Van to Choose". We will also talk about (gasp!) the public school system, (boo) church gossip, and (horrified scream!) swimsuit fashions. These are things about which every Catholic mother should be well-educated, probably from a source other than this blog.